Matrix of Alpha Edge Metrics
Matrix of Alpha Edge Metrics
So, I did something no sane human does. I actually read the NBCUniversal Cookie Notice. You know, that wall of text that pops up and blocks the article you wanted to read, forcing you to click "Accept All" just to make it go away. I waded t...
The Algorithm of Equity: How a Federal Law Just Debugged a University's Broken System We build systems for everything. We write code to manage supply chains, design protocols to make the internet function, and create financial models to pre...
Generated Title: This Is the Article I Couldn't Write You’re looking at a ghost. This article, the one you’re reading right now, shouldn’t exist. My editor wanted a piece on Caterpillar—you know, the big yellow tractor company. Apparently,...
You ever get the feeling a website is trying to gaslight you? You click on a link, maybe to watch a video or read an article, and instead of the content, you're hit with a pop-up. A wall of text. It has a friendly-sounding title like “Our C...
You can’t make this stuff up. Seriously, you try. Go write a screenplay about a comically mismanaged baseball team, and I guarantee the studio execs will send it back with notes saying, "This is too unbelievable. Tone it down." And yet, her...
So, Alaska Airlines just… stopped. One minute it’s a functioning airline, shuttling people from Seattle to San Diego. The next, its entire fleet of Boeing and Airbus jets are expensive, 100-ton lawn ornaments. BREAKING: Alaska Airlines grou...
I tried to figure out what “SUS” means, and now my brain is broken. Seriously. Someone asked me the other day, "what does sus mean?" and I thought, "Easy. It's that dumb meme from the Among Us game." It’s the internet’s new shorthand for "s...
Las Vegas is Glitching. And It’s Showing Us the Future of Cities. I want you to look at Las Vegas. Not the postcard version with the fountains and the neon glow, but the version from the last few weeks. The one with gridlocked traffic, shut...
There’s a strange, almost comical article making the rounds that attempts to draw a parallel between Bitcoin’s market cycle and the casting changes for HBO’s Euphoria. While the comparison is clumsy, it stumbles upon a kernel of truth. Both...
You’ve seen it. We’ve all seen it. You try to visit a website, maybe to read an article or check a score, and BAM. A digital brick wall slams down in front of your face. Access to this page has been denied. it scolds, "because we believe yo...